Sal Vulcano

I'm all about dissecting everything.

— Sal Vulcano

When someone else is getting punished you show up, you eat some lunch, you sit back because you're not going to do…

— Sal Vulcano

We have a conversation before every season now and we just take inventory. Are we having fun? Can we do things? Can…

— Sal Vulcano

We're not MTV, we're not teenagers. We kind of have a little bit more of an idea of who we are and…

— Sal Vulcano

The show is just basically a mirror of our lives, and the goal was to stay true to that.

— Sal Vulcano

Every time we have a chance to mention it, we say we're from Staten Island. Because of some of the stereotypes, sometimes…

— Sal Vulcano

People enjoy our misery so much, but honestly on those days, the days that you know that you're the one getting it,…

— Sal Vulcano

We did a lot of stuff just in theaters and we started putting it on the Internet.

— Sal Vulcano

I was thinking about getting a dog myself, but just one!

— Sal Vulcano

There have been prank shows that have been really elaborate, setting up fake car accidents and burglars. For us, we wanted to…

— Sal Vulcano

We let the show breathe more. We focused on the comedy from a broadcast point. It became more stylized and interactive.

— Sal Vulcano

We create real situations. Anything's fair game.

— Sal Vulcano

I am super respectful.

— Sal Vulcano

We're with each other 24/7 and that's not an exaggeration. But I think after 25 years it's like you are with your…

— Sal Vulcano

We're with each other 24 hours a day. We film all week long. On weekends, we go on these tours. If we…

— Sal Vulcano

Movies aren't normally, necessarily viewed by a community of fans, and we thought if we could take the energy we see at…

— Sal Vulcano

The comedy community has embraced us, wholeheartedly. People that are more in the public and celebrity, but even stand-ups, sketch people on…

— Sal Vulcano

We're not trying to make a reality show at all. The show gets described sometimes as a reality show, sometimes as a…

— Sal Vulcano

For most people, my suffering is enjoyable. I suffer in a funny way.

— Sal Vulcano

'Upright Citizens Brigade' was a huge influence on us. And growing up we never missed 'Saturday Night Live.'

— Sal Vulcano

We saw someone dressed as Batman, in a white Batman outfit... it was Jaden Smith.

— Sal Vulcano

The people I respect the most are my peers, my fellow comedians. I want their respect. It's my whole life.

— Sal Vulcano

'The Sopranos,' 'Lost,' 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Wire' - those are my all-times.

— Sal Vulcano

We started off in improv and sketch comedy, and with improv the most important thing is to listen and make sure you're…

— Sal Vulcano

Not a lot of people in comedy grew up together and have been friends for 25 years.

— Sal Vulcano