Comedy Quote by Sal Vulcano

“A goal that is not written is not a goal. It only becomes real when you write it down.”

— Bryant McGill

I write what feels real. I write things that are informed both by my own experience and by actual history.

— N. K. Jemisin

I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I…

— Nick Offerman

I am not so secretly a comedian. I write a lot of my own material if you've seen videos I've done. I write jokes.

— Laura Benanti

Start dating someone who is funny, someone who has what in high school you called a "really great sense of humor" and what now…

— Lorrie Moore

I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage.

— Adam DeVine

I did so many open mics. I would write jokes on Twitter constantly, and then slowly, over time, open mics turned into shows. If…

— Michelle Wolf

I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes…

— Chris Rock

People don't understand that we're not warriors in their cause. We're a group of people that really feel that they want to write jokes…

— Jon Stewart

I try not to write jokes that are mean. I try my best to write jokes that are pretty universal and jokes that don't…

— Simon Rich

Being able to write jokes is great, but you still have to get used to performing them and being on stage - and enjoying…

— Neal Brennan

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is…

— John Oliver