Colin Mochrie

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used…

— Colin Mochrie

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out

— Colin Mochrie

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their…

— Colin Mochrie

I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger…

— Colin Mochrie

Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced…

— Colin Mochrie

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

— Colin Mochrie

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for…

— Colin Mochrie

But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful…

— Colin Mochrie

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.

— Colin Mochrie

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

— Colin Mochrie

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for…

— Colin Mochrie

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

— Colin Mochrie

“The people who influenced me the most were the ones who said I’d never make it. They gave me a thirst for…

— Colin Mochrie

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

— Colin Mochrie

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of…

— Colin Mochrie

My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything.

— Colin Mochrie

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16…

— Colin Mochrie

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

— Colin Mochrie

Comedy is such a personal thing. Everybody can cry at the same thing, but it's a lot harder to get everyone to…

— Colin Mochrie

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make…

— Colin Mochrie

Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off,…

— Colin Mochrie

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

— Colin Mochrie

What kind of FBI agent are you?

— Colin Mochrie

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

— Colin Mochrie

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or…

— Colin Mochrie