I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it. — Larry David Copy Share Image
No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush… — Larry David Copy Share Image
I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. — Larry David Copy Share Image
It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy. — Larry David Copy Share Image
I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them. — Larry David Copy Share Image
There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of… — Larry David Copy Share Image
It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next… — Larry David Copy Share Image
I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I… — Larry David Copy Share Image
I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through. — Larry David Copy Share Image
I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis. — Larry David Copy Share Image
I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married! — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with. — Larry David Copy Share Image
I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. — Larry David Copy Share Image
You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when… — Larry David Copy Share Image
You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so… — Larry David Copy Share Image
