I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time. — Larry David Copy Share Image
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids… — Larry David Copy Share Image
“I'd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.… — Larry David Copy Share Image
“Shouldn't be having a birthday party two weeks after your birthday ... Okay, three days, no more than that though, it's not… — Larry David Copy Share Image
There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if… — Larry David Copy Share Image
When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these… — Larry David Copy Share Image
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. — Larry David Copy Share Image
My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. — Larry David Copy Share Image
You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when… — Larry David Copy Share Image
You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so… — Larry David Copy Share Image
