Bars Quote by Larry David Download Open image “I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.” — Larry David ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bars Hello Inspirational Walks
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. — WC Fields Copy Share Image
I was just painfully shy. I couldn't talk to anyone. Going up in front of class, I would have to mentally prepare myself to… — Mikey Madison Copy Share Image
I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...especially since I walked there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I never stood in a public house bar and alcoholic drink never touched my lips. — James Larkin Copy Share Image
I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I… — Freddie Prinze, Jr Copy Share Image
I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women banging on… — Scott Wolf Copy Share Image
I would never talk to a girl in a bar, like a pick-up thing. But I could talk to anyone if they wore a… — Craig Finn Copy Share Image
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. — Larry David Copy Share Image
You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when… — Larry David Copy Share Image
You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so… — Larry David Copy Share Image
If, for instance, they have heard something from the postman, they attribute it to a semi-official statement; if they have fallen into conversation with… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
The dark ages still reign over all humanity, and the depth and persistence of this domination are only now becoming clear. This Dark Ages… — R. Buckminster Fuller Copy Share Image
It wasn't really touching to be young; it was touching not to be young, because you had less of life left. Touching to be… — Rose Macaulay Copy Share Image
Your thief looks Exactly like the rest, or rather better; 'Tis only at the bar, and in the dungeon, That wise men know your… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
While traveling, I love granola bars, trail mix nuts, dry cereal and fruit for on-the-go snacks. I also try and start the day with… — Christie Rampone Copy Share Image
3 people get stranded on a remote Island A Banker, a Daily Mail reader & an Asylum seeker All they have to eat is… — Christopher Brookmyre Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Meanwhile after failing the bar twice, I knew some people in New York and moved here in August '71. — Robert Quine Copy Share Image
If you look at coffee, tea, food and juice, we think there are inherent opportunities. If you look at health bars or grab-and-go products… — Howard Schultz Copy Share Image
At about 10 o'clock in the morning the sun threw a bright dust-laden bar through one of the side windows and in and out… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
I bet a guy at a bar 50 bucks that I was more dysfunctional than he was. He raped me. So I tipped him.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I closed my own jazz bar so I could be a man who can write novels as I like. I was pleased about that.… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
