Drink Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image “It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drink Her Never Who Woman
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. — WC Fields Copy Share Image
Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her. — WCFields Copy Share Image
It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her. — W C Fields Copy Share Image
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank her. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
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To mention it was to ask a favor and that as you were too generous, and as for her to ask was always to… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My dad was a particularly polite kind of guy, very courteous. So when we got on a bus, he would always encourage me and… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
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I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
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Before everyshow I do like a thousand... I drink ten glasses of water! — Jonas Brothers Copy Share Image
I've never even been into those supplements or any of that. I don't even drink energy shakes. I'm not into that kind of stuff.… — Paul Pierce Copy Share Image
