Drink Quote by WCFields Download Open image “Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.” — WCFields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drink Drink Courtesy Drove Drink Funny Twas Woman Woman Drove
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. — WC Fields Copy Share Image
It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her. — W C Fields Copy Share Image
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank her. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
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Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert - and then make it brief. — Gene Fowler Copy Share Image
My dad was a particularly polite kind of guy, very courteous. So when we got on a bus, he would always encourage me and… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
I went out with some old friends and we were having fun. A couple of them were very intoxicated. When I went to leave,… — Rima Fakih Copy Share Image
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. — WCFields Copy Share Image
Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. — WCFields Copy Share Image
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
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I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
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I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to have scented candles in… — Mary J. Blige Copy Share Image
Before everyshow I do like a thousand... I drink ten glasses of water! — Jonas Brothers Copy Share Image
I've never even been into those supplements or any of that. I don't even drink energy shakes. I'm not into that kind of stuff.… — Paul Pierce Copy Share Image
