If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. — WCFields Funny Copy Share Image
Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her. — WCFields Drink Copy Share Image
Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out… — WCFields Children Copy Share Image
