Decency Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image “A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Decency Drink
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. — WC Fields Copy Share Image
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her. — WCFields Copy Share Image
It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her. — W C Fields Copy Share Image
Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank her. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
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I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Come on, that was no foul! It may be a violation of all the basic rules of human decency, but its not a foul. — Bill Walton Copy Share Image
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Let the watchwords of all our people be the old familiar watchwords of honesty, decency, fair-dealing, and commonsense."... "We must treat each man on… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
Liberty ... was a two-headed boon. There was first, the liberty of the people as a whole to determine the forms of their own… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
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“Almost everything you think is sacred, good and decent, is a lie and an all-out assault against truth and decency.” — Bryant McGill Copy Share Image
I am not a member of the chamber of commerce for show business, believe me, but there are some really good people in the… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
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