Alcohol Quote by WC Fields

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

— W. C. Fields

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

— W. C. Fields

Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.

— WCFields

It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her.

— W C Fields

Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank her.

— W. C. Fields

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that.…

— Dean Martin

But she told me she was never going to drink again.

— David Gest

I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.

— Larry David

The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled…

— Neil Cavuto

Courtesy is a waste of time; it weakens you and undermines you.

— Yasmina Reza

I went out with some old friends and we were having fun. A couple of them were very intoxicated. When I went to leave,…

— Rima Fakih

Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert - and then make it brief.

— Gene Fowler