Funny Quote by WC Fields Download Open image “Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.” — WC Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Women
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I believe that the souls of women flatten and anchor themselves in times of adversity, lay in for the stay. I've heard that when… — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
If anyone wants to know what elephants are like, they are like people only more so. — Pierre Corneille Copy Share Image
I don't like taboo subjects and I don't like elephants in the room. If there's an elephant in the room, I really want to… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
I am sick of women who love one. Women who hate one are much more interesting. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Women are like dreams, they are never the way you would like to have them. — Luigi Pirandello Copy Share Image
TO understand Girls is as difficult as to kill an Elephant with a water Gun. . . — ZeerioX Copy Share Image
I like two things in women: their software and their hardware ; i.e. delicacy and good look. — Mohammad MUSTAFA Copy Share Image
You will find many a creature by earth, air, and water, that is more beautiful than a woman. — Elizabeth Montagu Copy Share Image
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it — WC Fields Copy Share Image
Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one. — WC Fields Copy Share Image
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. — WC Fields Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image