Comedy Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image “Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Elephants Elephants Like Ems Funny Like Elephants Looks Marriage Want Women Women Like
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. — WC Fields Copy Share Image
There's a lot of pressure on women to look in a certain way. It's not easy to live in a world that objectifies women. — Kalki Koechlin Copy Share Image
If anyone wants to know what elephants are like, they are like people only more so. — Pierre Corneille Copy Share Image
I don't see a problem with looking at women as beautiful objects. I'm an artist. I don't know how to paint, but I know… — Too Short Copy Share Image
Women want to see more women that look like themselves - they don't want to see something completely unattainable. — Denise Bidot Copy Share Image
I believe that the souls of women flatten and anchor themselves in times of adversity, lay in for the stay. I've heard that when… — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
I don't like taboo subjects and I don't like elephants in the room. If there's an elephant in the room, I really want to… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
Women are like dreams, they are never the way you would like to have them. — Luigi Pirandello Copy Share Image
Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would… — Danny Kaye Copy Share Image
Women are the most beautiful creations for us, but why we often times do not see that there is beauty in them. — Mohamad Idrus Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want people to laugh at me. That's why I have to give all that I can, and at least produce something that… — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
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In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
