Bald man Quotes

[On her seven-month-old son:] When people see me carrying him in the street they think I'm being attacked by a short, bald…

— Elizabeth Hurley

“Andrius turned. His eyes found mine. "I'll see you," he said. My face didn't wrinkle. I didn't utter a sound. But for…

— Ruta Sepetys

I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.

— Emo Philips

“Meanwhile direct your attention to the three gentlemen at the door: they are conversing. 1st Gent. — Who’s the man of the…

— Charles Dickens

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

— George Carlin

hopes dance best on bald men's hair

— e. e. cummings

I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be…

— Roddy Doyle

You can be very successful but still struggling financially, and it looked like I'd have to take a year or two off…

— Richard Flanagan

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

— Larry David

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his…

— Jarod Kintz

As a bald man who happens to play golf, or a golfer who happens to be bald, I'll never know the pleasures…

— Steve Rushin

“The theatre is a machine of transformations: everything is transformed into another thing; a bald man has thick hair on his head;…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“You know what you need?” “What?” “You need to think about what a badass bald man would do in this situation” “There…

— Zack Love

There once was a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer's day. A Fly came up and kept…

— Aesop

“I blushed. You haven't seen a bald man in his sixties blush? Oh, it happens, just as it does to a hairy,…

— Julian Barnes

They were both totally laughing, and he was twirling her, and her hair was flying around like she was in a shampoo…

— Ally Carter

What do you call lice on a bald man's head? ........ ...... HOMELESS

— Author Name

There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.

— Martial

“Ser Boros was a bald man with a jowly face,”

— Anonymous

Andrius turned. His eyes found mine. I'll see you he said. My face didn't wrinkle. I didn't utter a sound. But for…

— Ruta Sepetys

“Many people pretend to be in thought, proving thought to be a beautiful thing. But the bald man doesn’t need a comb,…

— Xi Chuan

The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.

— Jorge Luis Borges

I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

— Dolly Parton

A bald man driving a hybrid is a very sexy thing.

— Laurie David

All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.

— Victor Gold