There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. — Martial Copy Share Image
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
As a bald man who happens to play golf, or a golfer who happens to be bald, I'll never know the pleasures… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. — Larry David Copy Share Image
I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be… — Roddy Doyle Copy Share Image
They were both totally laughing, and he was twirling her, and her hair was flying around like she was in a shampoo… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
You can be very successful but still struggling financially, and it looked like I'd have to take a year or two off… — Richard Flanagan Copy Share Image
“I blushed. You haven't seen a bald man in his sixties blush? Oh, it happens, just as it does to a hairy,… — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
[On her seven-month-old son:] When people see me carrying him in the street they think I'm being attacked by a short, bald… — Elizabeth Hurley Copy Share Image
“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There once was a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer's day. A Fly came up and kept… — Aesop Copy Share Image
Andrius turned. His eyes found mine. I'll see you he said. My face didn't wrinkle. I didn't utter a sound. But for… — Ruta Sepetys Copy Share Image
“The theatre is a machine of transformations: everything is transformed into another thing; a bald man has thick hair on his head;… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“Many people pretend to be in thought, proving thought to be a beautiful thing. But the bald man doesn’t need a comb,… — Xi Chuan Copy Share Image
“Andrius turned. His eyes found mine. "I'll see you," he said. My face didn't wrinkle. I didn't utter a sound. But for… — Ruta Sepetys Copy Share Image
“Meanwhile direct your attention to the three gentlemen at the door: they are conversing. 1st Gent. — Who’s the man of the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“You know what you need?” “What?” “You need to think about what a badass bald man would do in this situation” “There… — Zack Love Copy Share Image
The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb. — Jorge Luis Borges Copy Share Image
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States. — Victor Gold Copy Share Image
“A bald man made an attempt on Constant's life with a hot dog. Stabbed at the window glass with it. Splayed the… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“The Marine is a trained athlete, a picked man, a he creature with muscles and a jaw, whose motto is “kill or… — Albertus Wright Catlin Copy Share Image
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