Bald Quote by Larry David

Well, I don't want no bald headed woman.

— Lightnin' Hopkins

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

— Mae West

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".

— Rita Rudner

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

— Larry David

I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

— Dolly Parton

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

— Don Herold

It has long been believed that a man who gets bald across the front of his head is a thinker while a man who…

— L. M. Boyd

Don't tear your hair out over a woman; it'll be harder to attract the next one if you're bald.

— Evan Esar

There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.

— Martial

I understand how important hair is to a woman's self-esteem and confidence.

— Cat Deeley

Even when I was bald, I loved seeing myself in the mirror, loved the attention that came with it and flaunted the look. It…

— Shamna Kasim

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

— Johnny Vegas