Bald Quote by Steve Rushin

“His weekly golf game no longer keeps his love handles in check, he's recently resorted to a slight comb-over to cover that growing bald…

— Kelley Armstrong

Show me a man with a great golf game, and I’ll show you a man who has been neglecting something.

— John F. Kennedy

There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually…

— Peter Andrews

I'm a horrendous golfer, though I do enjoy it.

— Luke Combs

The real way to enjoy playing golf is to take pleasure not in the score, but in the execution of strokes.

— Bobby Jones

I've been a fan of golf for a long time.

— Buster Posey

Some golfers, we are told, enjoy the landscape; but properly, the landscape shrivels and compresses into the grim, surrealistically vivid patch of grass directly…

— John Updike

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.

— Robin Williams

It strikes me that golf's great virtue is that it gets you out of the house, away from everyday bothers, away from the endless…

— Craig Brown

Golf is fun - until you hit somebody in the head.

— Charles Barkley

Some of us are fortunate enough to play championship golf, but this isn't essential in the enjoyment of the game.

— Babe Didrikson Zaharias

Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf.

— Brent Musburger