You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The sky was so clear that the starlight cast shadows, and so many sparkles and glitters and glints appeared above us that… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Writing a play is like smashing that [glass] ashtray, filming it in slow motion, and then running the film in reverse, so… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray! — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Every time an ashtray is missing from a hotel, they don't come looking for you. But let a diamond bracelet disappear in… — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
Grab something off the shelf that's on the spaceship-an ashtray, it doesn't matter what. Because I can tell you, if they flew… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Let's try and create scenes that are about something... About something deeper than this ashtray. — Martin de Maat Copy Share Image
I smoke too much whether it's going well or badly. After all these years, I definitely associate having a pen in my… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
There were moments ... when it seemed that all one could be asked was just to keep the ashtrays clean, the bed… — May Sarton Copy Share Image
Today I know that all things are watching, that nothing goes unseen, that even wallpaper has a better memory than human beings.… — Gunter Grass Copy Share Image
During my drinking decades, I lived like a pig. My room was a hazardous pile of stilettos, tube tops, wine bottles, ashtrays,… — Glennon Melton Copy Share Image
You can find shame in every house, burning in an ashtray, hanging framed upon a wall, covering a bed. But nobody notices… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in your car… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray. — Henry Beard Copy Share Image
I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
After that, whenever I drove past Mangakahia, I would empty my ashtray - and I was a heavy smoker in those days… — David Lange Copy Share Image
Time, the greatest enemy of man, is an addict who smokes the cigarette of life and uses God's soil as an ashtray. — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Rules are, like an ashtray-in-progress, meant to be thrown, poked and reshaped to suit yourself. — Sara Genn Copy Share Image
Whatever cleaning goes on on the planet, women do 99% of it. But see, women are not as proud of their 99%… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
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