Where does a man get inspiration to write a song like that? Well, he gets it from the landlady once a month. — John Michael Hayes Doe Copy Share Image
Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence. — John Michael Hayes Caused Copy Share Image
Every time an ashtray is missing from a hotel, they don't come looking for you. But let a diamond bracelet disappear in… — John Michael Hayes Ashtrays Copy Share Image
Bourbon's the only drink. Youcan take all that champagne stuff and pour it down the English Channel. Well, why wait 80 years… — John Michael Hayes Aging Copy Share Image
We've become a race of Peeping Toms. What people oughta do is get outside their own house and look in for a… — John Michael Hayes Become Copy Share Image
Frances Stevens: Mother, this is why I've had to spend half my life running around the world after youto keep men like… — John Michael Hayes Around the world Copy Share Image
Weve become a race of Peeping Toms. What people oughta do is get outside their own house and look in for a… — John Michael Hayes Change Copy Share Image
I wonder if it's ethical to watch a man with binoculars and a long-focus lens? D'ya suppose it's ethical even if you… — John Michael Hayes Binoculars Copy Share Image
