There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Eternity: The interval between the time when a woman discovers that a man is in love with her and the time when… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity".” — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
