Baton Quote by Helen Rowland

Marriage is like a vacuum cleaner. You stick it to your ear and it sucks out all your energy and ambition.

— Marlo Thomas

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make…

— Jerry Seinfeld

Marriage is like a barbecue. When you light a barbecue, it's very exciting to see the flames. That's lovely, but you have to wait…

— Howard Jacobson

A marriage is like a long trip in a tiny row boat: if one passenger starts to rock the boat, the other has to…

— David Reuben

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

— Leonardo da Vinci

A witty vicar once said that a good marriage is like a pair of scissors with the couple inseparable joined, often moving in opposite…

— Mary Jo Putney

Marriage is like a series of opposing reflections, inverse images getting ever smaller like nesting dolls, each one of your trying to squeeze yourself…

— Jacob M. Appel

Marriage is not a ritual or an end. Its a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of…

— Amy Bloom

Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.

— Anonymous

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish…

— Anonymous

Marriage is a wrestling match where you hold on tight while your mate changes into a hundred different things. The trick is that you're…

— Catherynne M. Valente

It works much like a marriage, an old marriage. You've got to work on it.

— Dick Smothers