My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I know I'm not a woman's fantasy man; I don't have to uphold this image of male beauty, so that's kind of… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
You're doing your kids a disservice if they do get everything they want because that's not the way life's going to go,… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
That's an interesting way to put it: an expectation of who you should be. More often than not, it's described as an… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Six-year-olds are very wrapped up in their own lives, and that's the way it should be. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
My job doesn't define my kids in any way. When we go to places, it's about them and it's about us as… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
There's such a freewheeling nature to 'Second City,' and the greatest thing about 'Second City' was having a sophisticated audience night after… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I find things funny that aren't self-aware. That don't know they're funny, and I think the same can hold true for drama.… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Even the most self-confident people, at one point of their lives, felt like outsiders or felt like they weren't being heard or… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It's a very familiar type of place where people either go to their house on the lake or they get together in different places.… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Im not funny. Im actually quite a boring person to meet one-on-one. That seems to shock quite a few people who I run into… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family,… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
It was kind of like they were just giving us a toy to play with, to do whatever we wanted with. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I wasn't a class clown, I never developed this comedic flair as a kid. Even when I decided to become an actor, it was… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Whenever I hear someone describe something as a 'kids movie' or a 'family movie,' it immediately has a negative connotation in my mind because… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I don't text, I don't have a Blackberry. Literally, I just have a cell phone that I haven't programmed and the whole Bluetooth. No.… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches. — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
After enjoying a tuna fish sandwich, my seven year old son kindly asked me to 'Change my breath.' — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
