Quote by Kody Keplinger

“I’m not calling you a pussy, I’m just saying your vagina is bigger than mine.”

— Katie Graykowski

If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker.

— Nikhil Saluja

“You have to be a sexologist: when I wish your fuckin' advice, I'll let you know.”

— Anonymous

“My whole face heats up as I turn beet red. “Oh, sister. You should’ve come to me! I could’ve seriously helped you out in…

— J.A. Huss

“Stop being a pussy and go do something amazing.”

— Johnny B. Truant

“Oh, it’s nothing serious. Just a checkup with my vaginacologist,”

— Tracy Brogan

“I'm thinking about fucking your mouth, to be exact.” “Of course you are,” she said drily. “You're a boy. Boys are delusional.” He smiled.…

— Suzanne Wright

“Please,” he begs. “Please let me fuck her.” “You want to fuck that pussy? It’s mine, though.”

— Sierra Simone

“Dirty's saying I'm going to make you come. Obscene's saying I'm going to spread your pretty pink pussy lips open and spank your clit…

— Kit Rocha

“For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.”

— Chuck Lorre

“What if I call you Huge Cock Master Pussy Delighter?”

— Olivia Cunning

“Know what your name is, but you threatened to kick me in the balls earlier, so I think I’ll call you girl.”

— Nicole Jacquelyn