Humor Quote by Chuck Lorre Download Open image ““For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.”” — Chuck Lorre ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Sexuality Sheldon cooper The-big-bang-theory
“As soon as they grow that genitalia, intelligence goes right out the window and we’re left with this thing that just wants to stick… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Why should the arbitrary assignment of genital parts determine whether or not you want to be with a person?” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“I admire the female sex. The life makers. It must be amazing to have a body that can carry an entire creature inside.” — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
“But let's face it, the world of sex is weird no matter how you look at it. I mean-fourteen hours after you've had your… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
“I adore Rule. I think it’s genetically impossible not to be kind of in love with him when you come equipped with a vagina.” — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
“I had always thought that vaginas, with their flaps and folds, looked somehow unfinished.” — David Burr Gerrard Copy Share Image
“They are not unattractive in the sense that I am drunk and they likely have female genitalia.” — Lance Carbuncle Copy Share Image
“I think it’s genetically impossible not to be kind of in love with him when you come equipped with a vagina.” — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
“[It] began to seem amazing how often it was assumed that having a vagina automatically meant I was less intelligent, talented, capable, and interesting… — Francine Prose Copy Share Image
“like my lady parts. I don’t want them all funked up with chlamydia, or worse.” — Callie Hart Copy Share Image
“Sure we all enjoy movies, books and TV shows that portray people putting principles ahead PFB personal gain. But it might be time to… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
Love, sex, food, friendship, art, play, beauty and the simple pleasure of a cup of tea are all well and good, but never forget… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly. — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
I'm thinking of writing a children's story about a leaf on a tree who arrogantly insists he's a self-made, independent leaf. Then one day… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
I believe I've spent my life expecting people to behave in a certain way. I believe that when they didn't behave according to my… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did. — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
That's a discovery process. That's the terrifying and wonderful part about getting picked up to series. You get to develop the stories and talk… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just stark terror. — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about. — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image