Humor Quote by Chuck Lorre Download Open image ““Is my coitus whimsically inventive?”” — Chuck Lorre ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Jokes Sex Television The-big-bang-theory
“I confess I found it somewhat insipid when I last went....it was all so prosy - so bonnety - so whisty and teacuppy -… — Jude Morgan Copy Share Image
“…no person, no matter how vivid an imagination he may have, can invent anything half so droll as the freaks and fancies that originate… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“Genius is not a gift, but the way a person invents in desperate circumstances.” — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
“You don't invent circumstances, but when they happen they reveal human nature.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You weren't born to be a cog in the giant industrial machine. You were trained to become a cog. There's an alternative available to… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
“Necessity, they say, is the mother of invention, but fear too, is not barren of ingenious suggestions." "Nice little saloon, isn't it" I said,… — Joseph Conrad Copy Share Image
“People often do the incomprehensible. It’s what makes them so fascinating.” — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“It is a most remarkable thing. I sat down with the full intention of writing something clever and original; but for the life of… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“This is what amazes me: that people are new every day. That they are never the same. You must always invent them, and they… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
“And don't give me any sentimental nonsense about creativity. I believe that a Universal Turing Machine could show behaviors that we would construe as… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“To think, analyze and invent are not anomalous acts, but the normal respiration of the intelligence.” — Jorge Luis Borges Copy Share Image
“Sure we all enjoy movies, books and TV shows that portray people putting principles ahead PFB personal gain. But it might be time to… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
Love, sex, food, friendship, art, play, beauty and the simple pleasure of a cup of tea are all well and good, but never forget… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly. — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
I'm thinking of writing a children's story about a leaf on a tree who arrogantly insists he's a self-made, independent leaf. Then one day… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
I believe I've spent my life expecting people to behave in a certain way. I believe that when they didn't behave according to my… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did. — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
That's a discovery process. That's the terrifying and wonderful part about getting picked up to series. You get to develop the stories and talk… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just stark terror. — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about. — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
