That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes… — Sheldon Cooper Copy Share Image
What exactly does that expression mean, friends with benefits? Does he provide her with health insurance? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sheldon: This is the temperature you agreed to in the roommate agreement. Leonard: Aw, screw the roommate agreement! Sheldon: No, you don't… — Sheldon Cooper Copy Share Image
My mother says I'm crazy, I'm not crazy, I just have a different way of looking at things. — James Kidd Copy Share Image
“For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.” — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
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