Comedy Quote by Sheldon Cooper

If you don’t intend having a compromise, you don’t negotiate at all.

— Nelson Mandela

I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now…

— Mitch Hedberg

It's colder than a landlord's heart.

— Anonymous

“It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.”

— Steven Wright

We have been roommates our entire lives. We just bought a place together.

— Mary-Kate Olsen

Compromise: An agreement between two men to do what both agree is wrong.

— Lord Edward Cecil

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would’ve moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help.

— Richard D. Wolff

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

— Steven Wright

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

— Anonymous

Co-dependence...taking someone else's temperature to see how you feel.

— Linda Ellerbee

“Here's what I find about compromise, don't do it if it hurts inside, 'cause either way you're screwed and eventually you'll find that you…

— Indigo Girls

If you must compromise, compromise up.

— Eleanor Roosevelt