“I was the Duff. And that was a good thing. Because anyone who didn't feel like the Duff must not have friends. Every girl feels unattractive sometimes. Why had it taken me so long to figure that out? Why had… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“ "...we’re all fucking Duffs.” (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) “I’m not the Duff,” Wesley said confidently. “That’s because you don’t have friends.” (Bianca) “Oh. Right.” ” — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“Shave that Moses beard and you might have better luck. Women don’t want to kiss carpet, you know.” — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“The thing that really got me, though, was that no one, not even Jake Gaither, had ever called me sexy. Wesley was the first.… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“While I'm sure this is going to be a fascinating story,' I interrupted. 'I don't care. I'm having a major parental crisis that sort… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“ I think about you much more than any self-respecting man would like to admit, and I'm insanely jealous of Tucker - something I… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“Love is rare and hard to find and takes years upon years to develop. Teenagers don't fall in love.” — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“No matter where you go or what you do to distract yourself, reality catches up with you eventually.” — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“Nathan had to park his Honda a whole block from the party, which was a good thing for two reasons. First, it gave Bailey… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“Just remember to do what makes you happy, okay? Don’t lie to yourself because you think it’s safer. Reality doesn’t work like that…. I… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“Joe!' he called. 'Hey, honey, can you get the pretty girl a Coke?' 'Only if you stop calling me *honey*,' the bartender, a bearded… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“By the time we reached the front door of the party house—a total mansion, like Harrison had said—Nathan was far behind us. Well, he’d… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“Amy and I needed each other. Neither of us really had other close friends. We were the type who were friendly with everyone... I… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
