Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
I'm not going to hurt anybody other than that dick who keeps writing songs about me. — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
All these Bitche's won't last long, coz I'm here with a Dick so strong…... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My dick leaps to life. Her gaze drops to the front of my pants. “I have a big dick ahead of me,”… — Kendall Ryan Copy Share Image
You should put a condomn on your head. if yr gna act lika dick - you might as well dress like one ! — Jm Copy Share Image
“Yes, and in just a few minutes, a dIck will be able to find your vagina without needing night vision goggles and… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I looked from the gadget-readied spear and body armor to my slender staff of plain old wood and leather duster. "My dick… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“My god, I sound like a chick. I must be suffering the debilitating condition called DIC, Dick In Charge, since obviously he's… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“The way to Braden's heart is through his dick. It's just wrapped up in latex and usually between some girl's legs.” — Emma Hart Copy Share Image
Dear guys, just for the record being a dick is definately NOT going to make yours bigger... so shut up and treat… — Lily Copy Share Image
“What do you mean he drew a dick on the wall...you mean like a man dick...Christ, I swear, the kids are not… — Shey Stahl Copy Share Image
“When was the last time your dick came up with a good plan? Oh, it's got some great ideas, but when was… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“Mr. Dick, listening with a face shining with pride and pleasure, in his heart of hearts, believed the Dictionary to be the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“You broke up with me, and I spend one night with one guy who turns out to be the reason I’m even… — Tere Michaels Copy Share Image
Damn I'm on my own dick/ i dont see nobody blinded by my own shit/ i dont need nobody, I'm grindin out… — KR Copy Share Image
“Why not? If you're not going to let me see you naked, we might as well be girlfriends." "You're a twisted little… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I've always been a big fan of Philip K. Dick; I love his work. There's a returning theme of identity and the… — Jack Reynor Copy Share Image
“It means I know you, Adrien with an e , and I know you get reckless when you're impatient. You're paying for… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
“The voice fell low, sank into her breast and stretched the tight bodice over her heart as she came up close. He… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
