“I'd developed an inability to demonstrate much negative emotion at all. It was another thing that made me seem like a dick… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
Niggas, just cause you have a dick, dont mean you gotta act like one. -From, Every Girl. — Francis Copy Share Image
“Fan-fucking-tastic. Not only were Jo and Trixie in danger from this master vampire, but Trixie's beleif in my prickishness was fading fast.… — Jocelynn Drake Copy Share Image
“What was that?" Rich combined the pain of a crooked arm with the indignity of a flicked ear. I could only hope… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Don't be a dick,' I whisper. 'You haven't even seen me start to be a dick.” — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
“P...U...D...D...I...N...G" "Pudding," said Roger. "They've kept some for us." "She hasn't finished the word," said Dick. Titty was reading steadily on. "H...E...A...D...S...End… — Arthur Ransome Copy Share Image
“Just because he's a dick, doesn't mean you have to be.' 'But he's giving me so much material to work with.” — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
“Men would have been badly in trouble if their hands didn’t fit their dick.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“If rise of sun from east and fall in the west is the indicator of God’s existence; my standing dick every morning… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Do not cling to the shore, but set sail for exotic lands and places no longer found on maps. Walk on hallowed… — Laurence Galian Copy Share Image
A girl said that I'm lesbian I said sorry what ... she said I like pussies more than dicks.. same here bitch ... ;) — Manish Bhagtani Copy Share Image
“Passion, emotion, love and romance they all look better in movies; in reality all you need is a big dick.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“...I got the word. It's get out of town, and it wasn't even from Mel Torme. "If Natalie were here, she'd say… — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“She tried to hurt Fitz!" He turned to Gabriel and Dick. "That'll get her mad. " Gabriel rolled his eyes. "She's been… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Your mouth says "No," but your eyes say, "Fuck me until your dick breaks off inside me and fuses into some kind… — Robert Kirkman Copy Share Image
“Fuck, Dad, I promise if I liked dick, you’d be the first to hear all about it. In unnecessary detail, just to… — L.J. Shen Copy Share Image
“Fuck all of you," John retorded. "You don't even exist. We're all just a figment of my cock's imagination.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Liking your own status in social networks is similar to kissing your own dick.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Gasping, screaming, rocking sideways and back and forth, she came. She kept his prick inside her until she felt yet another surge… — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“Goodness," said my mother. "This is a tight fit. If you girls end up keeping these men longer than usual, we'll need… — Abbi Waxman Copy Share Image