Dick Quote by Shey Stahl

“None of my kids can draw!”

— Charles M. Schulz

“As I recall, Drew made me take him to see a voodoo priestess he found in the yellow pages that week because he said…

— Tara Sivec

“One by one most kids I knew quit drawing and never drew again. It left behind too much evidence.”

— Lynda Barry

“Tell me something, boys," he drawled. "Do you wear that leather to turn each other on? I mean, is it a dick thing with…

— J.R. Ward

“If you were my child, I would staple you to your bedroom wall.”

— Myra McEntire

“Because every time I tried to erect a wall, he made me feel stupid for having one in the first place.”

— Rachel Van Dyken

“Yeah and most of all I still have a bigger dick than almost all these kids, so if anyone's getting fucked it's going to…

— Mike Sov

“A dick does not make you a man; so stop showing it around.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“I memorized the maze of intricate blue veins beneath his skin. His dark pubic hair was coarse, but not completely unruly, like he'd trimmed…

— Whitney Bianca

“Oh my God, I sent a picture of my boobs to Jim," I moaned as a fresh wave of nausea rolled through me. "You…

— Tara Sivec

“It's time you acted like the man that dick you were born with proves you to be.”

— Diana DeRicci

“Of course, in my mind, violence would have been better, but since that wasn’t an option, I decided to play along. “It’s okay, handsome.…

— Jeanne McDonald