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“When was the last time your dick came up with a good plan? Oh, it's got some great ideas, but when was the last time it came up with a good plan beyond "Do it"? That's your dick's entire plan: " Do it. " Forget preparation, forget looking for possible pitfalls, forget everything. If your dick were…” quote by Bill Burr
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““When was the last time your dick came up with a good plan? Oh, it's got some great ideas, but when was the last time it came up with a good plan beyond "Do it"? That's your dick's entire plan: " Do it. " Forget preparation, forget looking for possible pitfalls, forget everything. If your dick were a person, it would be on America's Dumbest Criminals .””

Bill Burr

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Source Stand‑up: Bill Burr: Let It Go, 2015

Rash impulsiveness without planning leads to avoidable failures and missed opportunities.

In simple terms: Acting without thinking causes problems.

Key Takeaway

Plan before acting.

Themes

impulsivity planning consequences

Mood

frustrated critical

Type

humorous satirical

When to use this quote

  • personal relationships
  • career moves
  • financial decisions

Key Concepts

risk assessment self‑control decision making

Questions to Reflect On

  • How often do you act without a plan?
  • What could you prepare for next time?
A Different Perspective

Impulsiveness can be useful in emergencies.

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