People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I have to make small adjustments, but I can't change too much. If I'm worrying about that stuff too much then the… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It's a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There's good things and bad things. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Well probably the coolest show of that whole tour was in Germany. I had a chunk of material on [Adolf] Hitler, and… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I do enjoy them. I get to meet the next generation of comics and help them out. Big comics doing small shows… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
If you're on social media as a performer you can tell. If you don't get any Tweets you know it's bombed. I… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
There are no winners in this election [2016]. I paid attention to it for about two months and then it just started… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It's just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me; it's what I do, and this is what I'm always going to… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I heard a quote once in a documentary about a band that said you're better off owning everything 100 percent and selling… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
So many people there are in politics that they're overly cautious about laughing at stuff. They're so damned concerned about what everyone… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I have fun doing movies, I’ve had fun doing the animated show, and I certainly have fun doing standup. Even that, even… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
People should be happy to see you when you show up to a club because you're a good person. And stop caring… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
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