I have to make small adjustments, but I can't change too much. If I'm worrying about that stuff too much then the… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I'm an idiot, basically. I don't think that I'm a dumb guy, but I also realise that I have access to about… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I like finding stuff that I suck at and trying to get better. So I'm taking classes, getting myself comfortable in an… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
[Nazi] copied stuff from us for their "final solution" but we get to walk around like we're the good guys. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I'm one of those guys where you know, I'm 23 years into this and I love the road more than ever and… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I've battled with that type of stuff, but what I've found is that by doing stand-up, I've actually learned about depression and… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
So many people there are in politics that they're overly cautious about laughing at stuff. They're so damned concerned about what everyone… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I've been bumped, I've had to go up after them, I've had stuff thrown at me, I've been booed. I've had people… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Animated program was definitely a different process but it was fun though, it had elements of doing my podcast where we were… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It's always been high quality stuff coming… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
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