Way Quotes by Bill Burr

8 Way quotes by Bill Burr

Bill Burr’s eight musings on Way blend his candid humor with a quick look at direction. Though concise, they deliver his unmistakable, no‑holds‑back style.

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I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every…

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You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It…

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A plumber doesn't change the way he plumbs when he has a kid. You're a comedian. This is your style.

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I gotta be honest with you. I'm kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes.…

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My career has been a slow burn, so waiting to do the Edinburgh Festival was a smart move. If I'd spent a…

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I don't mind it. I just space it out. Every other week I go out. I used to get some time to…

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I think it's hilarious the way Obama is depicted post-presidency. He's always kayaking or playing jai alai like he's some retired athlete…

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If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

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It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of…

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Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.

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I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the…

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I wish they would teach it in schools: Give people the belief that they are going to do well. A lot of people are…

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Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years.

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For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.

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It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think…

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People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can…

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Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?

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You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV.

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I am so pro-swine flu it's ridiculous.

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