“Two doctorates. My mother would be so happy. If you didn't have a dick.” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
No, no, no. Dick Cheney forbade me to waste time on his image. I would have liked to have done more. — Mary Matalin Copy Share Image
“Philip K. Dick could have been Japanese. He seemed to know a lot about how the world is never what it looks… — Christopher Barzak Copy Share Image
“There are two things that turn a boy into a man; the size of his dick and the level of his patience.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
I'm so done being nice to everyone man. Maybe if I was a dick, people would appreciate me more . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There’s no doubt that Dick and I were in a relationship. It was one completely contrary to anything one would consider normal.” — Dan Skinner Copy Share Image
Hey boys and girls, I got a new riddle. Whos the new old perv thats tryna play second fiddle? No disrespect, Im… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
“my dick was so hard I could have let him do pull ups on it. One-handed pull ups, I admit, but still… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“What was that?" Rich combined the pain of a crooked arm with the indignity of a flicked ear. I could only hope… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
WHENM LIFE BRINGS YA CONDOMS WHY NOT PUT THEM ON ALL THE DICK HEADS OUT THERE — Jessie Riley Copy Share Image
Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat, Just show me where your dick's at. — Kesha Copy Share Image
Let's face it, it's not really an addiction until you've had to suck dick for it! — Fran Lupo Copy Share Image
“Passion, emotion, love and romance they all look better in movies; in reality all you need is a big dick.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Your mouth says "No," but your eyes say, "Fuck me until your dick breaks off inside me and fuses into some kind… — Robert Kirkman Copy Share Image
“It being the first time in his life that he had touched female fingers under water, Dick duly registered the sensation as… — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
Don't run from this dick girl I don't li to chase. I wax that ass she make that Mr. Miyagi face. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
“It does help your case that you’ve got as much dick in your jeans as you have in your personality.” — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“That Damon Matthews,” Linda spat. “You know, take one letter out of his name and it spells ‘ damn’ as in ‘damn,… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
No one could have been nicer, classier nor better looking than Dick Clark. I've had a crush on him since I was… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Relationships are a give and take; I 'give' you the dick and you 'take' your ass home before my wife gets here. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Do you prefer to be called Richard or Dick?” “Ric.” “Dick? I'll make a note of that on your file.” I spoke… — Zathyn Priest Copy Share Image
“I want you to leave your incidental Dick, and this awful hole, and come to live with me, and die with me,… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
“We're testing each other. Seeing how far we can take this before something snaps. Most likely my dick.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
