Barbie Quote by Robert Kirkman

“Are you done dressing me like I’m your own personal Barbie?” “Bitch, if you were my Barbie, you’d be half naked. ”

— J. Lynn

“I’m in my underwear.” “And your nose is broken. Does it look like I give a fuck?”

— Karina Halle

“He looked at my mouth then he looked in my eyes then his arm and hand gave me a squeeze before he stated, “Now,…

— Kristen Ashley

“Yes, and in just a few minutes, a dIck will be able to find your vagina without needing night vision goggles and a weed…

— Tara Sivec

“My sex change operation got botched; my guardian angel fell asleep on the watch; now all I got is a Barbie doll crotch; I've…

— John Cameron Mitchell

“My nose does not look like Barbie's nose and that's perfectly fine.”

— The Thoughtful Beast

“How can you sit here and know that day... three I'm not going to be driving you crazy because I laugh like a horse…

— Suzanne Brockmann

“I hope your dick gets whore poisoning and shrivels to its death! And then I hope all the girls see it and laugh at…

— Jay McLean

“My whole face heats up as I turn beet red. “Oh, sister. You should’ve come to me! I could’ve seriously helped you out in…

— J.A. Huss

“Our eyes lock and the look he gives me feels like it could get me pregnant. I’m not even joking. Get here, straddle me,…

— T.L. Swan

“Brain: You have no problem getting off, shut your whore mouth. Body: Did you just call my mouth a whore?”

— Jay McLean

“Look how healthy you are, and your skin, it's like a Barbie doll." "Why, thank you, Jenny." Christine graciously accepted the compliment, only to…

— Carroll Bryant