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“I put a row of toys on the bed. A brown-haired Barbie doll, then a Lego ambulance...then a gray Buckbeak the Hippogriff.”

— Emily Barr

“Why are you laughing? I am your sexy boyfriend. You told me last night. You said I was the sexiest boyfriend you’ve ever had…

— Lili Valente

“What Promise of a new day does one have to ignore to laugh so early in the morning?”

— Leot Felton

“You are a fucking delight, princess. It’s like you know the dirty jokes in my head I’m too scared to make in front of…

— Melanie Harlow

“A week ago, if someone had told her she’d be sitting in a hillbilly hot tub with a bunch of sexy, shirtless lumberjacks, chucking…

— T.S. Joyce

“Did you know that if Barbie was a real woman with those proportions, she'd have to carry her kidneys in her purse?”

— Lani Diane Rich

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— Kristen D. Randle

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— Jay McLean

“Don't laugh. A girl can dream.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“Are you done dressing me like I’m your own personal Barbie?” “Bitch, if you were my Barbie, you’d be half naked. ”

— J. Lynn

“I had a dream about you last night... I think I've realized why drive-in theatres are going extinct; you can't yell at the guy…

— Marshall Ramsay