Relationship-humor Quote by Dan Skinner

“There is absolutely no reason to be a dick, just because you have one.”

— Jonna Ivin

“Okay, you're prone to moments of great dickdom, but you're not that bad.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“...the one consistent thing I have found is that there really is no normal when it comes to women.”

— P.C. Cast

“Far from a normal-functioning relationship, but normal has never been our thing.”

— Anna Todd

“There is no normal. There's only what's right for you and being honest.”

— Jael McHenry

“You need to stop questioning me. I’m the one with the dick, and the sooner you realize that, the easier this will be. Trust…

— Sarah Brianne

“Were we sexually intimate? What difference could it possibly make to you?”

— Kathryn Davis

“Relationships are strange. you damn the entire world for something you believed in only to realize that something was nothing.”

— SFathima

“It was strange how, when there was nothing else in your life, sex was everything.”

— Jack Ketchum

“Fuck, Dad, I promise if I liked dick, you’d be the first to hear all about it. In unnecessary detail, just to make it…

— L.J. Shen

“The only man...he never would have dreamed. She had so many admirers, most, if not all, far more suitable than him and probably less…

— C.D. Hussey

“If you were normal, we wouldn't be friends. Normal ain't my thing.”

— Melissa Regas