“He was like any other man, led around like a dog on a leash by his dick.” — JD Mason Copy Share Image
Dick Clark and I had such a hysterical relationship with each other. — Vicki Lawrence Copy Share Image
If your dick was as big as your mouth I might would have been impressed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Love would come someday if he didn’t fuck me to death first. Death by dick. Didn’t sound half bad.” — Chelle Bliss Copy Share Image
“He’s my brother. You don’t turn away from someone like him just because he likes dick instead of the good stuff.” I… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“The Professor doesn’t have a problem being called Dick? If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich . .… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“So I ended up getting out of pimping, because I didn’t make much money. It’s just not a lucrative business, selling dick.… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
“They'll not blame me. They'll not object to me. They'll not mind what I do, if it's wrong. I'm only Mr. Dick.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“I told you. I'm always hard for you, I'm just good at hiding it. Which, actually, isn't easy when your dick is… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“In a nutshell: I control my dick. My dick does not control me. At least, that’s what I’ve been telling myself for… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“If this was a dick measuring contest, I found myself thinking numbly, then I was Pee Wee and she was John Holmes.” — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“Men would have been badly in trouble if their hands didn’t fit their dick.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Meet your G-spot, baby. Now my dick is going to give you a VIP tour.” — Roxy Sloane Copy Share Image
When you finish , I want you to wipe that dick off and get it back hard for me — Boosie BadAss Copy Share Image
“Thank you for telling me that my dick is in your prayers. I'd prefer if it was in your mouth.” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick you should start to dress like one. — Patience Copy Share Image
I make your girl get down and open it up. Put my dick up in they jaws and go in they butt. — Pimp C Copy Share Image
“Dick tried to plunge over the Alpine crevasse between the sexes.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
