Dick Quotes · Page 9

Dear Boys, Being a dick isnt going to make yours bigger. Just saying.

— Anonymous

My name is like a dick. A whore can't keep it out of their mouth.

— Kiara Leigh

My dick is so hard I can't fuck you! O shit I already am!!!

— Anonymous

“ When you see a panther opening its jaws you don't get your dick out. ”

— C.S. Pacat

If I didn't believe in karma, I'd probably be the biggest dick in the world.

— Kyler Couch

I put that dick in your mouth so I guess its fuck what you say

— Lil Wayne

When a man's dick(penis) stands, his brain takes a French leave.

— Anthony Ugwuoke

You think I give a fuck? I ain't even stick my dick in yet.

— Tyler The Creator

“Fuck me hard when you're mad, soft when you're not, bite my dick when I won't listen and deny me until I…

— S.E. Hall

“You've had his dick in your hand and your tongue in his mouth and you can't sit down and eat a bowl…

— Brooke McKinley

“I Don't care which president is sucking your dick at the moment, I will not be a party to the killing of…

— Brandice Snowden Demon's Veil

“All that belonged to him, Dick, but he would never have it.Why should that sonofabitch have everything, while he had nothing?”

— Truman Capote

I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will…

— 21 Jump Street

“... If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.”

— J.D. Robb

“see what it is and that’s when I realize it's his cock. He never tucked himself back in his pants before riding…

— Justine Elvira

“And it’s the only whorehouse in town. They say if you can sprout up twelve inches of dick you get to fuck…

— Larry McMurtry

“I’ll try not to break anyone’s dick,” he finally announced.”

— Jaymin Eve

All these Bitch's won't last long, coz I'm here with a Dick so strong…...

— Bugg s Me

“Exactly; just because I like to suck dick doesn't mean I'm Martha Stewart in the kitchen.”

— Lisa Worrall

“I’m a dick. I told her what I wanted when I could’ve held my tongue. Then, I rejected her”

— Ruby Rowe

I knew you liked dick, Babs, but I didnt realize you were a cocksucker.

— Ari Gold

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

— Anonymous

Dear boys, Being a dick isn't going to make yours bigger.

— Makayla Mason

Just because I don't have a dick doesn't mean I don't hve a brain.

— Anonymous

Any DICK can make a baby, but it takes a MAN to be a father.

— Anonymous

LIFE IS LIKE A DICK'…BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT'S GOING TO GET

— From RODNEY S

Dick was never my priority.. Money is my Motivation!

— Miranda H

IF LIFE IS A BITCH,AM A DICK MY SELF,IF HE GO FOR ANOTHER GUY,AM A PLAY BOI I DON'T CARE...

— JAH REIGN

Love me or hate me bt I'm gonna do asshole by my dick …as u deserves this nly nt my love…!!

— Smile Mittu

Ladies, God created you to make my dick hard, not my life...

— Nikhil Saluja

My dick is her chair. It be sexual warfare, I be loaded like software.

— Lil Wayne

She put heart eyes under my pic nigga she want the dick nigga!!!!

— Savannah Smith

“Moby Dick doesn't bite so much as he swallows.”

— Herman Melville

Guy's only have one dick,but why mostly lot of them, not contented in one pussy;??

— Evergreen D

WELL BITCH! This dick aint gone just up and magically suck itself!!

— Sniper Alpacino

If I hadda dick I would whip it out and piss on em!!!

— Nicki Minaj

“My husband was clearly not only scary but also a dick.”

— Kristen Ashley

“My dick is a macho shithead but the rest of me is a sensitive, caring and gentle guy.”

— Henry Rollins

Clark: It's time to suck today's dick! Dale: Yeah, suck dick!

— Pineapple Express

“ 'If he wasn't such an ass I wouldn't have to be such a dick. It's a give and take thing.' ”

— Lynn Kelling