Dick Quote by 21 Jump Street

I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will fall off.

— Jonah Hill

“If you’re fucking with me right now, I swear I’ll punch you in the face so hard it will break the laws of time…

— Joshua Guess

“I might PUNCH you instead and trust that you won’t punch me back because of my endearing smallness. It would be like punching a…

— Laini Taylor

“He knows coercing or tricking you isn’t going to get the deed done, so he’s probably trying to learn how not to be a…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“You make me insanely happy, baby, but bite me that hard again,’ he said with a grin, licking the blood off his bottom lip,…

— C.C. Gibbs

“His words are strung impossibly tight.  As if he could come at any given moment.  “You like that, baby?” Well, I didn’t think so.…

— Jennifer Sucevic

“We had it drilled into us time and time again: 'If someone above you falls, grip tightly to the vertical rope and cradle that…

— C.S. Crawford

“I’m going to enjoy making you come on my cock, my fingers, and in my mouth. My sex is going to set a standard…

— Courtney Lane

“Maybe it’s the way you talk, or the color of your skin, or the color of your underwear, or whether you’ve got a clip-on…

— Anthony Breznican

First person who says that to my face, I'll punch you!

— Shaquille O'Neal

“Don’t make me punch you again, because I swear to God, I will.” That elicited a smirk. His face still had a slight shadow…

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“I think sex with him might undo my essential cellular cohesion.”

— Karen Marie Moning