Humor Quote by Lynn Kelling Download Open image ““ 'If he wasn't such an ass I wouldn't have to be such a dick. It's a give and take thing.' ”” — Lynn Kelling ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor I-see-what-you-did-there M-m-romance
“Let me assure you, you are an ass in the best sense of the word. You don't take shit from people.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“His ego was just too big, almost as if he were genetically predisposed to be an ass.” — Robert Dugoni Copy Share Image
“You know what happens when you assume things?” I left out a sigh. “You make an ass out of you and me.” … “No,… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a… — T. A. Miles Copy Share Image
“If I had everything handed to me on a silver platter and suffered no consequences, I'd act like a total asshole too.” — M.C. O'Neill Copy Share Image
“If you never wished you were an ass, you are most probably an ass.” — Raheel Farooq Copy Share Image
“ 'Are we done? You can avoid us all again and we'll keep talking about you behind your back.' ” — Lynn Kelling Copy Share Image
“ 'This girl is fucking crazy. I like her,' Andre chuckles. 'I hate to break it to ya, dude, but I hear you're queer,'… — Lynn Kelling Copy Share Image
“ 'And that kiss was fuckin' hot, by the way. I can tell what you see in each other, just, you know, speaking as… — Lynn Kelling Copy Share Image
“Frantically, he scans the room, settling on the closet. Brayden sighs, 'Seriously, dude? Must we live the cliche?' ” — Lynn Kelling Copy Share Image
“...Jenner actually gets dizzy from the sight of Brayden's bare ass.” — Lynn Kelling Copy Share Image
“Gaze glued to the door, Brayden reluctantly obeys, sending a prayer for mercy up to whatever gods watch over deviants and liars.” — Lynn Kelling Copy Share Image
“ 'I'm not that easy to get rid of,' Andre retorts. 'As you know well. What state are you in? Besides confusion.' ” — Lynn Kelling Copy Share Image
“Heart-rending anxiousness flickers in the quirk of Brayden's lips, the set of his eyebrows, the tenderness hurting more than the violence.” — Lynn Kelling Copy Share Image
“Max marvels that you can't tell at all from his voice how this type of thing--the casual prying, snooping and implications--royally pisses him off.… — Lynn Kelling Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image