Martha Stewart Quote by Lisa Worrall Download Open image ““Exactly; just because I like to suck dick doesn't mean I'm Martha Stewart in the kitchen.”” — Lisa Worrall ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Martha Stewart
“I'd hate to have men coming into my kitchen, snooping around and criticising.” — Susan Glaspell Copy Share Image
“Oh, God, yes! You’d hate sharing a kitchen with me. I’m such a slut,’ she said, almost proudly.” — Barbara Pym Copy Share Image
“I liked the way he handled himself in the kitchen. I like men who cook. Men who cook are generally good lovers.” — Janice Dickinson Copy Share Image
“There is absolutely no reason to be a dick, just because you have one.” — Jonna Ivin Copy Share Image
“Sir, no insult intended, but you said to me once that you don’t like kiss-asses and that you’d rather work with people challenging your… — Mario Stinger Copy Share Image
“Oh, shut up,” I grumbled. “I suck at cooking and you know it.” He got a glazed, dreamy look on his face and after… — N.R. Walker Copy Share Image
“Suck me, Rachel. Put those sticky lips around my cock and suck it good.” — Ella Frank Copy Share Image
“I don't´t like doing dishes. I like eating with my hands and off napkins.” — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
“Just because he's a dick, doesn't mean you have to be.' 'But he's giving me so much material to work with.” — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
“Just because I like to be in control doesn’t mean I don’t like a dick in my ass.” Beau’s gaze slid down my body… — Megan Erickson Copy Share Image
“I'll be a perfect gentleman. Just clit-sucking and jerking off, no funny business.” — Kit Rocha Copy Share Image
“Micah had always hoped that, if he’d ever been faced with this moment, Harry would have had the decency to be fat, bald and… — Lisa Worrall Copy Share Image
“You two sure are sleeping late for grown-ups. Did you stay up praying again last night?" "Praying?" Jamie asked with a frown. "What do… — Lisa Worrall Copy Share Image
“Yeah," he replied, his voice scratchy and raw as he stared at Will. "I am sick. Sick of lying, sick of being afraid, sick… — Lisa Worrall Copy Share Image
NBC is making a movie about Martha Stewart that will cover the recent stock scandal. They are thinking of calling it 'The Road To… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart contributes more to our civility than the Baptist Church. — Dave Hickey Copy Share Image
“You spent so much time being a hostess you forgot to be a woman. And now the time is right for making love, but your vagina is a mess. I've been there... and it's not a good thing. You have got to remember Party Rule #1: There is no party as important as the party you're about to throw in… — Jon Stewart Copy Share
“Girls like me used the Web in all the ways our parents feared. We read anarchist manifestos and exchanged lurid porn with grown men.… — Molly Crabapple Copy Share Image
“Every new generation of women, it seems, feminist and housewife alike, is encouraged by popular culture to disavow its forebears and rebrand itself as an all-new, never-before-seen generational phenomenon, completely different in every way from what came before. The 'housewives' of the 1970s gave way to the Martha Stewart 'homemakers' of the 1980s, then the 'soccer moms' of the 1990s,… — Carina Chocano Copy Share
Martha Stewarts my idol. I like Nigella Lawson too. And of course, Paula Deen, butter, butter, butter! — Blake Lively Copy Share Image
As you know President Bush has been traveling around the country trying to sell his new Social Security plan. He wants to take our… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image