“Your first time wondering if dick might taste just as sweet as pussy.” I” — Sloane Kennedy Copy Share Image
The incredible, hetero-sexual, credible. Beg a hoe, let it go, dick ain't edible. — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
Id kill anyone who puts his dick in the mouth that kisses me goodbye in the morning — Binkuki Copy Share Image
A fun thing to do during sex is to ask How's my dick look? every 30 seconds. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I know you love to suck my dick Hannah, but I'll put it in your mouth when I want it there. You… — M. Pierce Copy Share Image
“But Dick had come away for his soul's sake, and he began thinking about that. He had lost himself--he could not tell… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Why do I get shit all the time from you men. You are swine, you think dick is the answer but its… — Kittie Copy Share Image
Never judge a man by the size of his dick, but rather by the strength of his spine that connects his brain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Fuck all of you," John retorded. "You don't even exist. We're all just a figment of my cock's imagination.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I could have gone my entire life without the image of my mom and Dick engaged in a sexual role-playing game. Especially… — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
Dick Clark is an American icon. I am honored that he has entrusted me with such a role in this national tradition. — Ryan Seacrest Copy Share Image
Its not that I dont believe youre sincere¦ I just dont feel like waiting for you to prove me wrong. — Leigh Wather Copy Share Image
“Standing there, my dick in my hand, I recall thinking placid thoughts.” — Jason Sheehan Copy Share Image
“Don't be a dick,' I whisper. 'You haven't even seen me start to be a dick.” — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
“Mr. Pullum is a dick, and if he were two dicks, he’d like to pullum both.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Since we talking about my dick. All of you haters say hi to it. Im Done... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“he shrugged. "occupational hazard of being a research assistant to a total dick".” — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
Niggas, just cause you have a dick, dont mean you gotta act like one. -From, Every Girl. — Francis Copy Share Image
Guys: wanna make your woman feel speechless? Shove your dick in her mouth mid-sentence. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Liking your own status in social networks is similar to kissing your own dick.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
I hate when girls send me mixed signals...I'm like 'Yo! Do you want this Dick or not?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That's because your new tracker couldn't find his own dick in the dark.” — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
How unfortunate someone has replaced your dick with a thumb. Oh.. Wait.. Get out. — Jeremy G Copy Share Image
