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“Hey, how 'bout those Cubs'"-the bad male impersonation was back-" 'let's play some golf, smoke some cigars. Here's my penis, there's yours-yep, they appear…

— Julie James

“I hope you told him you'd rather cram your cock in the ass of a bear with inflamed hemorroids than ever be in his…

— Suzanne Wright

“Fighting with tangles, fighting with curls, the poor barber yanked, the poor barber pulled, until with one last effort (and to the wonder of…

— Mili Fay

“What’s this?” “An apology, of sorts.” I made a moue, but slipped the lid from the top . . . and then my breath…

— Chloe Neill

“She was charming way a cub is charming, a small cub that will grow up to be like one of the big cats. One…

— Thomas Harris

“Does a bear shit in the woods?”

— Dana Marie Bell

“He chuckled into my hair. My body decided this would be a fine moment to remember that his body was wrapped around mine and…

— Ilona Andrews

“What was that boy doing in there? Wrestling a bear?”

— Meredith Lindsey

“Hey!” he yelled at the bear. “Hey you dumb stupid bastard! Why don’t you come suck on my dick!”

— Ryan Seek

“I feel like I just sucked a Care Bear’s dick, I’m so full of cute right now.”

— Jaden Wilkes

“a bigger bear that you even let on,”

— Meredith Potts

“Isn’t it enough you have poor Mitch here playing against bears?” They all looked at “poor Mitch,” who seemed to be having the equivalent…

— Shelly Laurenston