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“I feel like I just sucked a Care Bear’s dick, I’m so full of cute right now.”

— Jaden Wilkes

“You heard my name was Chief Shouting Bear," he said. "It doesn't matter. You can call me whatever you want, Stupidlegs.”

— Adam Rex

“Bear!” he cried into my ear. “What‟s going to happen to me? Oh, Bear, I‟m just a little guy! I‟m not big like you!…

— T.J. Klune

“Your name is Bear?” she asked. “Yeah,” Bear said. “That ok with you?” “Like Ted E. Bear.” She smiled, holding up her tattered teddy…

— L.T. Ryan

“Shut up. How was I supposed to know two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?”

— Ilona Andrews

“That darn bear! He's got me in stitches.”

— Agatha Bobblesbee

“What was that boy doing in there? Wrestling a bear?”

— Meredith Lindsey

“The girls had run away, but the bear called to them: 'Snow-white and Rose-red, do not be afraid; wait, I will come with you.'…

— Jacob Grimm

“Look, who's the talking bear here?” Quentin snapped. “Is it you? Are you the talking fucking bear? All right. So shut the fuck up.”

— Lev Grossman

“I hope you told him you'd rather cram your cock in the ass of a bear with inflamed hemorroids than ever be in his…

— Suzanne Wright

“There are no bears on the island.” “Really, are you sure because I was hiking with my Dad and I’m sure I saw one?…

— Tracy Brogan

“Now listen up, you Navy-loving son of a bitch! If my friend wants that bear, she’s gonna get that bear. And neither hell nor…

— Shelly Laurenston