“He reminded himself that when he got out of this mess he would make a point of slapping the shit out of his dumb ass wife.” — Ryan Seek Copy Share Image
“Denny watched the monster tear it off at the elbow, gun still clutched firmly in his palm.” — Ryan Seek Copy Share Image
“The combination of long-expired beef jerky and ten cans of Coors were likely responsible for the upheaval in his bowels.” — Ryan Seek Copy Share Image
“His bowels threatened to loosen as the grizzly that moments ago had been playfully bathing was now seething.” — Ryan Seek Copy Share Image
“Denny was not so lucky. The bear’s teeth had clamped down on the side of his head, tearing his scalp and ripping his left… — Ryan Seek Copy Share Image
“Roland made a mental note to wash the boy’s mouth with Irish Spring when they got back home to Ohio.” — Ryan Seek Copy Share Image
“There are NO FENCES in this park, so your vehicle is your protection from the animals.” — Ryan Seek Copy Share Image
“Hey!” he yelled at the bear. “Hey you dumb stupid bastard! Why don’t you come suck on my dick!” — Ryan Seek Copy Share Image
“How can this be happening to me? Cowboy Denny Holliday, destroyed by a bear.” — Ryan Seek Copy Share Image
“He reminded himself that when he got out of this mess he would make a point of slapping the shit out of his dumb… — Ryan Seek Copy Share Image
