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““He reminded himself that when he got out of this mess he would make a point of slapping the shit out of his dumb ass wife.””

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“Denny watched the monster tear it off at the elbow, gun still clutched firmly in his palm.”

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“His bowels threatened to loosen as the grizzly that moments ago had been playfully bathing was now seething.”

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“Denny was not so lucky. The bear’s teeth had clamped down on the side of his head, tearing his scalp and ripping his left…

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“She felt bones in her cheek shatter with the impact.”

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“Roland made a mental note to wash the boy’s mouth with Irish Spring when they got back home to Ohio.”

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“His gun was gone, not to mention his arm.”

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“There are NO FENCES in this park, so your vehicle is your protection from the animals.”

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“Hey!” he yelled at the bear. “Hey you dumb stupid bastard! Why don’t you come suck on my dick!”

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“Shuddap, Woman. I’m trying to think!”

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“How can this be happening to me? Cowboy Denny Holliday, destroyed by a bear.”

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