Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
“Slapping a man across the face with a fish hasn’t been sexy since the fifties.” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
I went horseback riding and got a big chunk of horse manure kicked into my face. It has a way of slapping… — Vanessa Carlton Copy Share Image
“You kind of lose the right to bitch someone out when you’re no longer slapping groins.” — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
Slapping a rattlesnake across the face with the back of your hand is safer than trying to fool Henry Aaron. — Claude Osteen Copy Share Image
The experience that I had with working with Gore and slapping Johnny Dep. I will take that to my grave and I… — Zoe Saldana Copy Share Image
Human women have been slapping men for being bastards for centuries. You were doing what comes naturally. — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“Roman,” I say, slapping the table in front of him. “You gonna look up from that thing and weigh in on this… — Gina L. Maxwell Copy Share Image
I don't know what the universe is all about, but to me, nothing is gained by slapping a God sticker on it.… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
The punch connected, but (1) Colin forgot to close his fist, so he was slapping not hitting, and (2) instead of slapping… — John Green Copy Share Image
“At that moment, I have to hold myself back from bitch-slapping her! Whoa Chambers! I shock myself with that; I have never… — Amanda Jane Walters Copy Share Image
“It's like Gone with the Wind or something. Strictly the 1939 brand of slapping. It only works because the slapper loves the… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
Confidence? Are you kidding me? I mean, please. Look, some players grow up and play like that. I remember losing junior matches.… — Roger Federer Copy Share Image
Remarkable marketing is the art of building things worth noticing right into your product or service. Not slapping on marketing as a… — Seth Copy Share Image
I've gotten bored with jazz to the point where I wouldn't mind something bad happening. Slapping hurts, but at some point it'll… — Robert Glasper Copy Share Image
“I tear my lips away from hers and fling her over my shoulder. “Hey!” she protests, kicking her feet and slapping me… — Dolores Lane Copy Share Image
When I travel around the world, I see that poor countries sell their grain to the West while their own children starve… — Philip Wollen Copy Share Image
Life's dirty. Life's unclean you know. It's birth, it's sex, it's the intestinal tract. One big squishy, unsanitary mess. It never gets… — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
People would stop me in the street - my demographic tends to be the elderly Jewish women from Miami; I think they… — Peter Jacobson Copy Share Image
Emmies, for example, most of that's bullshit. Oscars are even worse. We have a strange, terrible affliction in this town. Everybody walks… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
Sometimes we ask ourselves 'Why?' Why do I continue to smile, to give, to live? Why do I continue to stand, despite… — Shane Smith Copy Share Image
I slapped my face two or three times with both hands, as hard as possible. The slapping hurt. It snapped me to… — Brad Alan Lewis Copy Share Image
“Marina brushed her hand across the back of her neck and dislodged something with a hard shell. She had learned in time… — Ann Patchett Copy Share Image
In counting gifts, to one thousand, more, I discover that slapping a sloppy brush of thanksgiving over everything in my life leaves… — Ann Voskamp Copy Share Image
“It's so awful, attacking your child. It's the worse thing I know, to shout loudly at this 50 lb. being with his… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“...then in a conversational tone said, "I slapped my Aunt Martha. When my fiancé died. She told me God needed him in… — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
Slapping might work for most, but if I beat you until you were too ugly even for the radio,the only thing I'd… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
“It may not be easy to move on. It may not be easy not to forgive. It may not be easy to… — Aileen Cepillo Copy Share Image
My pet peeves are people touching me a lot. Random dudes grabbing me and slapping me across the back. They're not doing… — Rob Gronkowski Copy Share Image
No reason to get angry at anybody for slapping you literally or figuratively. It's just nature unfolding perfectly and obviously that slap… — Bryan Kest Copy Share Image
If Edgar Allan Poe were alive today, his agent would be constantly slapping him upside the head with tightly rolled copies of… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
In your bed tonight, turn off all of the lights and make sure that there is no noise. There is something that… — Marcus Dunstan Copy Share Image
“Hey," Trenton said, breathless and sweaty. He pulled a few yellow strands of fake hair from his face. "Did you lose a… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
