Slapping a rattlesnake across the face with the back of your hand is safer than trying to fool Henry Aaron. — Claude Osteen Copy Share Image
I went horseback riding and got a big chunk of horse manure kicked into my face. It has a way of slapping… — Vanessa Carlton Copy Share Image
When I travel around the world, I see that poor countries sell their grain to the West while their own children starve… — Philip Wollen Copy Share Image
If Edgar Allan Poe were alive today, his agent would be constantly slapping him upside the head with tightly rolled copies of… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
No reason to get angry at anybody for slapping you literally or figuratively. It's just nature unfolding perfectly and obviously that slap… — Bryan Kest Copy Share Image
Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Remarkable marketing is the art of building things worth noticing right into your product or service. Not slapping on marketing as a… — Seth Copy Share Image
Sometimes we ask ourselves 'Why?' Why do I continue to smile, to give, to live? Why do I continue to stand, despite… — Shane Smith Copy Share Image
Life's dirty. Life's unclean you know. It's birth, it's sex, it's the intestinal tract. One big squishy, unsanitary mess. It never gets… — Andrew Schneider Copy Share Image
Emmies, for example, most of that's bullshit. Oscars are even worse. We have a strange, terrible affliction in this town. Everybody walks… — Rod Serling Copy Share Image
I've gotten bored with jazz to the point where I wouldn't mind something bad happening. Slapping hurts, but at some point it'll… — Robert Glasper Copy Share Image
“...then in a conversational tone said, "I slapped my Aunt Martha. When my fiancé died. She told me God needed him in… — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
Confidence? Are you kidding me? I mean, please. Look, some players grow up and play like that. I remember losing junior matches.… — Roger Federer Copy Share Image
People would stop me in the street - my demographic tends to be the elderly Jewish women from Miami; I think they… — Peter Jacobson Copy Share Image
I don't know what the universe is all about, but to me, nothing is gained by slapping a God sticker on it.… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
In counting gifts, to one thousand, more, I discover that slapping a sloppy brush of thanksgiving over everything in my life leaves… — Ann Voskamp Copy Share Image
In your bed tonight, turn off all of the lights and make sure that there is no noise. There is something that… — Marcus Dunstan Copy Share Image
I slapped my face two or three times with both hands, as hard as possible. The slapping hurt. It snapped me to… — Brad Alan Lewis Copy Share Image
If a trade deficit is determined solely by rates of savings and investment, then the U.S. trade deficit will be impervious to… — Daniel T. Griswold Copy Share Image
[David] Mamet is another hypocrite. His idea of Black man is a pimp who abuses women, [Edmond], yet his play Oleanna [1994]… — Ishmael Reed Copy Share Image
The man who accused Richard Simmons of slapping him in an airport has dropped the assault charge. Dropped it! Upon hearing the… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
It's important me as a musician and also as an occasional show goer to feel the presence of a band on stage,… — Jacob Bannon Copy Share Image
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