Quote by Lev Grossman

“Does a bear shit in the woods?”

— Dana Marie Bell

“Please look after this bear.”

— Michael Bond

“We weren't arguing,” said the bear. “Because we can't talk.” Then it said, “Oops.”

— Neil Gaiman

“Was that you, Pooky Bear?”

— Susan Ee

“It's good to be a bear and not take yourself so damn seriously.”

— Edmond Manning

“Hey!” he yelled at the bear. “Hey you dumb stupid bastard! Why don’t you come suck on my dick!”

— Ryan Seek

“The bear cage is empty?”

— Aesop Rock

“I saw a bear once. I was peeing then, too.”

— Kirsty McKay

“Wait till it’s my turn to tell the story! They’ll be like ‘Bear who?”

— T.J. Klune

“I heard weapons drawn around the room and the floor creaking behind me, a sign that Bear was moving into position.”

— L.T. Ryan

“I can’t wait until we go to dinner. I’ve heard Bear gets loaded on wine and cries, and then the whole thing dissolves into…

— T.J. Klune

“There’s always a bear,”

— George R.R. Martin