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Astrology Quote by Lev Grossman

“It's true," Eliot said. "Statistically, historically, and however else you want to look at it, you are almost never right. A monkey making life decisions based on its horoscope in USA Today would be right more often than you. But in this case, yes, you were right. Don't spoil it.” quote by Lev Grossman
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““It's true," Eliot said. "Statistically, historically, and however else you want to look at it, you are almost never right. A monkey making life decisions based on its horoscope in USA Today would be right more often than you. But in this case, yes, you were right. Don't spoil it.””

Lev Grossman

About This Quote

The speaker humorously claims that most people are wrong, even a monkey using a horoscope would be more accurate, but concedes this particular case is correct.

In simple terms: People are usually wrong; this time you’re right.

Key Takeaway

Rare correctness amid general error.

Themes

humor statistics human cognition

Mood

wry self‑aware

Type

satirical

When to use this quote

  • team decision reviews
  • risk assessment meetings
  • creative brainstorming

Key Concepts

bias probability

Practical Applications

  • use statistical humility when evaluating judgments

Questions to Reflect On

  • What cognitive biases cause overconfidence?
  • How can we better calibrate our confidence levels?
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